Wednesday, December 17, 2014

21st Birthday Party Invitation

To My Banneker Bros,


On Friday April 10, 2014 from 10pm-4am I will be throwing a party at Studio 10 club for my birthday. This will be my 21st birthday so you know I everything has to be on fleek. This party will be poppin’ with Reggae and a special guest performance by Nicki Minaj and Drake.


The location will be at Studio 10 club which is not too far from our high school. Food and drinks will be available all night. The entrance fee is $5 at the door all night. To avoid this $5 fee bring this signed invitation with you.


Please do not come to this party with alcohol or marijuana. We all want to have a good time and bringing those things will cause my party to be shut down. However, you are more than welcome to come to the party tipsy or high for more fun.


My party will be decorated in black and gold to mimic our school colors. The dress code for the party will be the same: black and gold of some form. You must also wear Jordan 11’s. This is why the people who can’t afford these brands will not be at the party. They won’t be in dress code either way. And yes, your Jordans will be inspected for authenticity at the door! You will be turned away for fake Jordans.


To determine whether you are invited to this party or not, ask yourself these questions: are you on a sports team? Are you a cheerleader? Can you afford the hottest brand names and keep up with the newest trends? Are you a leader of a club? Are you related to anyone who can answer yes to any of these questions? No? Then you are not invited. I don’t need anyone cramming the style of the party.


The party will end with the song “We Are Young.” Once you hear this song please leave the building….unless you plan to stick around to help the clean up crew. Make sure you have a ride home. This party is going to be lit with the coolest crew. Can’t dance? Are you a wallflower? Please feel free to stay home.


DM, TEXT OR INBOX ME TO RSVP ASAP!

Wednesday, December 10, 2014

TO ALL NASSAU COUNTY DRIVERS!



December 8, 2014

Dear Nassau County Drivers,

Driving is already a pain in the ass for me. Driving to school takes an hour and going back home takes the same amount of time. That’s 2 hours out of my day that I have to spend driving with you idiots on the road! Especially those of you who live in Nassau County! Driving become a frustration when I have to drive with any of you. When I am driving, I am focused on the road and my radio. But when you I cross over from NYC to Nassau County I have to change the type of music I am listening to in order to keep me alert enough to avoid the accidents you cause.

The first type of Nassau drivers that I hate are the elderly drivers. I am a firm believer that after a certain age (65 when your Medicare Benefits kick-in) you should be retested to prove that you are still able to drive, be alert and keep up with the flow of traffic. If you are not able to do those things then you should have your license revoked and you can hop on the Access-A-Ride Bus. Why? Because driving UNDER THE SPEED LIMIT when people have places to go and people to see in a strict time frame holds everyone up.

The next type of Nassau drivers that really annoy me is the young college students whose rich parents bought them a Ferrari. For what reason did you, as parents, buy your non-experienced driver a Ferrari? I understand that you want them to have a good life and be cool, but did it ever cross your mind that MAYBE you are giving your child a lethal weapon that could kill him and other people on the road? These types of drivers are the drivers that are speeding through traffic (60 miles per hour is consider street racing in NYS) and cutting off people. Now while that does not substantially affect me, it does cause other drivers to panic and slow their vehicle ONCE AGAIN SLOWING ME DOWN! In case you have not realized I do not like to be slowed down. Not only that, but if I try to change lanes you speed up so that I can’t get over. HOW RUDE!

The final type of Nassau drivers that are those drivers that have bought large expensive cars (Cadillac Escalades seems to be popular). There are certain people that should not drive certain cars and Nassau drivers are the people who should not drive large cars. Why? Because you were not trained to drive a large car. It takes 6 months to truly learn to drive a large car. You have to understand the new width and length you are driving, how large the engine is, the new weight of the car you are driving and how to properly accelerate. So you people who are just now getting a large car are perhaps the MOST ANNOYING.

You drive at a slower pace because when it is time to stop the weight of the engine and the car as well as the speed of the car will cause you to continue to move forward and you do want to risk a ticket for failing to stop at a red light. Not only that, but when you notice you are going too fast you constantly ride the break confusing other drivers about what you will do next. Because you are so focused on learning how to drive this large car you often forget to signal and look in your mirrors. YOU WILL BE THE PEOPLE THAT WILL CAUSE AN ACCIDENT.


As you “non-driving chickens,” as my mother calls you, read this P.S.A. you are wondering why I am so angry. I am angry because my father gave me his most prized possession: his GMC Denali (yes a big car that I drive quite well as I have been trained well). It took a lot of convincing and proof that I would not destroy his second wife in a car accident. My father cringes at the sight of light dents from pebbles and light scratches on the body of the car. He is looking for any and every reason to tell me that I can no longer drive the car. So please for my sake, my life and yours please please please be more polite, courteous and conscientious of the other drivers on the road who just want to get from point A to B safely. If you fail to do so, when they develop a “hammer-and-spatula” car attachment I will be buying and installing one to smash your vehicle and scrap you to the side of the road.

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT!!

Wednesday, October 29, 2014

Digital Will Always be Better than Print


History class teaches us that technology is an invention that makes human labor easier. The article “Why Digital is Better than Print,” by Dan Blank, Blank discusses why digital methods of reading and writing documents is a better method than print. Technology has allowed documents that were previously handwritten on paper to be created and stored digitally with an infinite amount of space. As technology continues to advance the old method of creating and storing documents are being phased out of work and school systems in favor of digital methods. Digital copies of writing are easily transferred from one source to another making information easily accessible from any device with an internet connection. “Once you digitize something, you unleash a world of possibilities. No longer confined to one medium, it can morph, evolve, be segment or expanded, be updated, be aggregated, be hyperlinked, and mashed up” (Blank). The advantages of digital technology are far better than print.
The old method, or keeping documents on paper, is a difficult way of life. Most documents were recorded by using pen and paper. For people who work in medical offices and court rooms that transcribe information, writing things using pen and paper would lead to hand cramps and fatigued wrists. Not only was the physical labor of writing things by hand tiring, all paper documents needed a space to be stored. Furthermore, print copies containing information do not automatically link themselves together. When you need to retrieve a document for information, you have to physically look it up and then go find the documents on shelves. The old method is time and energy consuming. Paper documents deteriorate over time oxidizing with the air. After about 20 years, paper documents are not viable sources of information. More rapidly, “The lifespan of a newspaper is incredibly short – just look at the trash bins at Penn Station in New York by 9:30am; they are overflowing with current day’s papers – already used up” (Blank). Even with important documents on paper, after a few days’ time the documents is likely to be rewritten or reprinted because paper documents cannot be altered.
The new method, for creating and storing documents digitally, is a technology advancement made human labor easier. When writing is made digitally it is accessible from anywhere. Digital systems also link documents with related information together. When they link similar information together digital devices give suggestions on what to read, research or focus on next. “This is one of the many things that search engines have given us – the ability to dive deep into the archives of all media to pull up relevant results the moment you need it” (Blank). For students with writing and research classes, there are applications that create work cited pages, spelling and grammar checks documents, and creates study guides for the people using them. This allows less time and energy to wasted searching and creating documents. Technology takes a long time to deteriorate and if the device breaks it can easily be fixed. Digital documents are stored with an infinite amount of space unlike its print counterpart and it is ecologically friendly because we do not need to cut down trees to create new documents.
Although there are many advantages of technology, there are some drawbacks that print is not affected by. The internet is one big server catering to everyone. At times, the internet service can be slow because too many people are using the internet at one time. The internet signal can be limited in certain areas. Both internet connection problems can slow down productivity. While print can be stay as only a paper document only and vulnerable to the elements, digital can be bound to the wall as technology depends on electricity to work. Batteries dying, broken charging cords, lack of power sources and city blackouts can interrupt work and study. Digital screens can also cause headaches and the internet bills can become high. However, for every advancement in technology, there is a convenience fee in some form that people have to pay. 
The many advantages of technology significantly outweighs the disadvantages. The disadvantages of technology can also solved with different strategies. For example, limiting the amount of data that people use or limiting how long people use the internet can reduce the cost of the internet bill and stop digital screen headaches. Critical exams are testing students using digital methods. This continues to show that everyone should transition into using digital documents instead of paper documents.


Blank, Dan. “Why Digital Is Better Than Print.” I Feel Fine: How I Learned To Stop
          Worrying and Love The Web." danblank.com. n. p. 5 August 2000. web.
          [29 October 2014]


Sunday, September 7, 2014

A Small Personal Discovery: Blogging piques my interest!

Good Evening Professor Rau and Classmates,

This my first blog and it seems very interesting. I have the ability to pen open letters containing researched information and my opinions to everyone with access to the internet. It leaves me the creativity to create a blog about anything I want; probably about Culinary Arts and different foods. I will definitely be using a blog in my future endeavors. This can also be used in conjunction with my Web Page Formatting Class.

I am a little nervous about starting this class because I'm nervous about fitting the amount of work required for this class into my busy bee schedule.

Things that you might want to know: Culinary Arts and food are passions of mine. I am completing prerequisites to gain admissions into LIU's Doctorate of Pharmacy Program. I am currently employed as a Pharmacy Technician. I like things that keep me constantly busy and problem solving, (including math and technology problems), are things that I consider fun!

My favorite color is Purple!

My first English assignment.

--Azyana T.